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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints." - Billy Joel

Hi. My name is Rob.. I am a 32 year old construction worker, living in Philadelphia. To be honest, I have just grown tired of the bars and hook up sites. I really just want to find someone worth my time. My 3 prerequisites are that you have to be able to make me laugh (and appreciate my twisted sense of humor) , you have to drive me wild in the bedroom, and you have to be an atheist. The only other important thing is that I am HIV + and I am looking for someone who is cool with that. I guess it's just easier to get it out of the way than to have an awkward discussion about it later.

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageIrish
BuildAthletic / toned
Height178 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorBald
Hair LengthBald
Facial HairBeard
Best featureButt
Body ArtStrategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo, Other piercings
Health ConditionAIDS / HIV
My AttractivenessAttractive


Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationFriends come over occasionally
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsCat
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationProfessional - Technical - Vocational School
SpecialtyConstruction / Craftsman
Employment StatusFull-time
Job TitleIronworker

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Movies, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsShameless, Big Bang Theory, Bates Motel, American Horror Story, RuPaul's Drag Race, King of the Nerds, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, True Blood, South Park, Weeds, Family Guy, and Greys Anatomy
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller, Adult
Favorite moviesFerris Bueller's Day Off, BeatleJuice, Freeway, Halloween, Carrie, Dawn of the Dead, X-Men, Bad Grandpa, Cruel Intentions, To Wong Foo, Human Centipede, The Dark Night, Silence of the Lambs, Natural Born Killers, Fight Club, The Hunger Games, Zombieland
Music typesRock, Pop
Favorite artistsNirvana, Foo Fighters, Doors, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, Garbage, Smashing Pumpkins, Queen, Tom Petty, Nine Inch Nails, Pink Floyd, Steve Miller, CCR, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Talking Heads, Pink, Sublime, Beck, Stevie Nicks, Bush, Aerosmith,
Reading selectionAncient, Biography, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Mystery, Science fiction
Favorite booksStephen King, Hunger Games, Dan Brown, Richard Dawkins, True Blood Books, Batman Comics, and any true crime book..
Idea of fun"Fun" usually involves shots of whiskey. everything is fun after a shot or two.
HobbiesExercising, Arts & Crafts, Learning, TV, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing, bar Hopping, Dining, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Fishing, Playing cards, Gambling, Shopping, Hunting


SmokerSmoke regularly (5-10 a day)
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorFunny
Friends describe asTroublemaker
In High School I was a(n)Class clown
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Going shopping, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / bars, Drinking, Extreme sports, Going to a casino, Playing dress-up, TV, Going to a museum
Always wanted to trySky diving, Skuba Diving,


Political viewsVery liberal
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeto be happy

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit
Look for in a partneran funny atheist with a really big dick.
On the first datego on a tour of the Eastern State Penitentiary and then out for dinner, and maybe, if I like you, drinks and pool.