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Sarcasm is my Friend

I'm an accountant. I'm sarcastic. I like singing (everywhere), trying new things, getting tattoos and piercings, and watching Clerks. I have a few close friends and love catching up with them over dinner and a glass of wine. I'm not looking for someone to take care of me, I'm looking for someone to share my life with. Maybe go to Bed Bath & Beyond if we have time...after Home Depot. ;-)
I'm attracted to intelligence, very much so. I want to try new things with you. And just plain have a good time.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageGerman
BuildAverage
Height170 cm
Eye ColorHazel
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthShoulder length
Best featureEyes
Body ArtBelly button ring, Pierced... but only ear(s), Strategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo, Other piercings
Health ConditionNo problems
My AttractivenessAttractive

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateNo
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Masters
SpecialtyFinance / Trading
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$50,000 - $100,000
Job TitleAccountant

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDramas, Situation comedies, Re-runs
Favorite TV showsLaw & Order (except Criminal Intent), Seinfeld, Castle
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Drama, Family
Favorite moviesSuper Troopers, Dirty Dancing, Anchorman, Pulp Fiction, Rocky Horror Picture Show
Music typesCountry, Rap, Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Folk
Reading selectionAuto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fiction, Humor, Mystery, Satire, Science fiction
HobbiesExercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, TV, Internet, Family, Dining, Travel, Camping, Volunteering

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingRegular drinker
Social behaviorReserved
Friends describe asFriendly
In High School I was a(n)Quiet one
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, Trying new things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading a book, TV, Going to a concert, Going to a museum

Views

Political viewsI don't like politics
ReligionAtheist
Attend religious servicesNever

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Sensitivity, Wit, Thoughtfulness

Exercising Preferences

ExercisesAerobics, Cross Training, Jogging, Running, Walking