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Can I Haz Options?

Male (56) looking for Female Topeka, Kansas, United States

I'm closing this and all other dating site accounts soon. There is no one compatible with me, and I need to accept that, again. Last chance lurkers. I don't really believe you exist, but if I'm wrong, show yourself.

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
Height6' 0" (183 cm)
Eye ColorHazel
Hair ColorAuburn / red
Hair LengthVery long
Facial HairGoatee
Body ArtNone


Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Wants to RelocateNo
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationCollege Associates

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDocumentaries, I don't like TV
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation
Favorite moviesAfrican Queen, The Sting, Willow, tons more.
Music typesRock, Metal, Classical, Vacuum cleaner noises, I'm a recording artist, Blues, Latin, Soul, Folk
Favorite artistsLOL! @ vacuum cleaner noises.
I've just gotten into shoegazer, so right now, everything in that, until I narrow it down.
Reading selectionNews, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science fiction, Technical, I'm an author
Favorite booksBy; Anne McCafferey, Isaac Asimov, Frank Herbert, Robert Asprin, Heinlein, Tolkien... that's good for now.
Idea of funI don't remember ;-)
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Volunteering, Computers, Motorcycles


SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorReserved
In High School I was a(n)Outcast
Sense of humorObscure
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, The movies, Relaxing, Going to a concert, Going to a museum


Political viewsVery liberal
Goal in lifeI have a purpose, which is to divert the course of mankind, from it's headlong rush to end. This task can only be seen as madness, by those who fail to see the madness within themselves. To significantly alter the course of a body in motion, requires more than one small element of thrust. An elegant vision, well expressed, may multiply the motivators. Silence never will. To boldly paraphrase Charlie Chaplin; ‎"Let us fight to free the mass mind from dominion, to do away with nationalisms, do away with greed, with hubris, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight to become a species of reason, of sane merit, in a world where empathetic science, equitable awareness, and artistic freedom will lead harmonious sentients, to embrace and preserve, all of Earthly LIFE’s pleasant balance of continuity.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
Look for in a partnerWhat do I look for?
I look for women who keep sharp objects, crack pipes, body parts of ex lovers or bibles under their pillows, and then carefully avoid those women. That eliminates every woman I've met in this town who isn't jailbait, already a grandmother, or a personal case of ******.
I'm at a point where I should not be choosy, and that's just too damned bad; because I am.
Lady Gaga would be my perfect match, but I seemed to have misplaced her phone number, along with my youth, my hair and that winning multi-million dollar lottery ticket.
I'll not pine for the impossible, but the ticking of the clock has accelerated into a whine about the highly improbable.
That's you? Are you who I'm looking for? The highly improbable?
On the first dateI am up for anything in which there will be an atmosphere conducive to involved cerebral conversation. Some mindless fun will be nice too.